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Jennifer Kelton - Venice, CA

Age 42
Gender Female
Relationship Status Single
Orientation Heterosexual
Ethnic Background White
Body Type Athletic
Height 5'4"
Hair Brown
Eyes Brown
Smoke EEK! NO way! Nasty!
Drink Love good wine and top shelf Tequila
Favorite Things Snowboarding, living life to the fullest.
Profession CEO, Founder and creator BadOnlineDates.com
Interests Snowboarding, running, beaches, mountains, great wines, top shelf tequila, good food, travel, Mexico, Hawaii, ancient cultures, the environment, humanity, meeting new people, fashion, writing, reading, yoga, spas, learning new things, living life to the fullest.

Jennifer's Stories

  • Book review on the blog...

    Reading The Professional Bachelor by Dr. Brett Tate for my recent book review for the website Lovehowto.com, was like being on a bad date, but with a book! The author was a complete woman basher.... Here is just a bit, check out Jennifer's blo... Read more...

  • Too much information!

    Yes, it's great to get to know someone new and hear all about their life. However, I went out with this guy recently and about half way though our first date I could have given a complete dissertation about his life. It was like being in a slow m... Read more...

  • New Shoes and Dating.

    So, I had a date a few weeks back that was pretty bad, last night I met a man over dinner and he made a great analogy about dating and buying new shoes. I have posted his words of wisdom on the blog this morning under the post called, "There is a... Read more...

  • New features in a few weeks.

    I’m excited to announce that within the next few weeks or so (we are testing right now) the site will be rolling out new features that will include live avatars and instant messaging, where we can talk live and also go on virtual dates. I will kee... Read more...

  • Authentic Dating Radio Show 3-12-08

    Tune in this Wednesday at 8:00am PST to hear live candid conversations about love, sex and dating with seasoned experts. The show will also be archived. Check out the site's aka Jennifer's blog for complete details. Also if you have any... Read more...

  • Las Vegas...

    The story is too long to post here but I have posted a Bad Date story (along with pictures) on my blog here on the BOLD site from this weekend titled, What Happend to Chivalry? And is followed up with a post on Sunday titled, Slots, Life, Laughfte... Read more...

  • Walk of Shame?

    This is more of a question than a Bad Date story, but what do you think? This morning at the crack of dawn while I was running I saw two super cute girls in their twenty's walking down a street in my very quite beach neighborhood, it was obvi... Read more...

  • Love at Any Age

    Thanks to all my guests today on Authentic Dating! For a recap of today's radio show check out the sites blog also the link below will take you directly to today's show archive. http://www.modavox.com/voiceamericacms/WebModules/HostModaview.as... Read more...

  • In the cockpit.

    I couldn’t resist posting this video link and story I came across today while I was doing research for the radio show. http://www.aolvideoblog.com/2008/02/05/d/ I'm not sure if she was looking for a date with the pilots or just out for a goo... Read more...

  • Your Bad Date story on LIVE Internet radio...

    February 6th, 08 is the launch of a radio program I will be hosting on www.VoiceAmerica.com called Authentic Dating, conversations in the raw. Tomorrows live show will kick off at 8:00 am PST with BOLD member Monte and I talking about his Bad D... Read more...

  • Science and Love

    That Bad Date may not just be due to the fact that he or she is a nose picker that talks too fast and loud. It actually goes back to thousands of years of genetics and DNA. This is a really interesting article on science, love and attractio... Read more...

  • Text message...

    Last week a guy contacted me from a dating website and we were supposed to meet later today for drinks, feeling really busy and getting ready to leave town I sent him a text message first thing this morning to let him know that today would not be ... Read more...

  • Happy New Year!

    Thanks to all of you for making BOLD a huge success since the official launch on Oct. 15th, 2007 Starting Feb. 6th I will be hosting my own global Internet radio program called Authentic Dating. During the first fifteen minutes I will be brin... Read more...

  • While waiting for a date....

    Last Friday night I was waiting to meet up with a guy I have been casually hanging out with-see his mention in last Wednesday's blog post: Penis Greetings. As I was waiting for him a man I had never met before offered to buy me a drink, I declined... Read more...

  • Interesting article on Why Most Men Have a Wandering Eye

    As seen in a recent study from Duke University about why most men have a wondering eye suggests that men are driven by their hardwiring and biology as seen in the groups of male rhesus monkeys where they favored sex and power in the female monkeys... Read more...

  • Why bad kissers don't get to second base

    This moring as I watched CNN the anchor was talking about a kissing study published in "Evolutionary Psychology" they have found that 59% of men and 66% of women said that they have been attracted to someone - until they kissed. I know it has been... Read more...

  • Internet Encounters

    For an article I'm writing I recently joined a dating website that has a feature section just for "intimate" and wild encounters, while I did not post a profile in that section the very first day a man sent me a instant message with his shirtless... Read more...

  • GREAT! Bad Date Story!

    Thanks to all that have made this weeks launch a huge success! Read more...

  • Booty Call!

    Last night , (Sat) I got a Booty Call! Funny, I was just putting the final touches on the next blog post for Wednesday about Booty Calls. Love any of your input before then! Read more...

  • The cat is out of the bag!

    OK, now that the penis topic seems to be out of the cat bag today. I have a story of my own. Over the summer there was this guy that I would always see in the neighborhood at a local tequila tasting, he was cute and there was always a bit of flirt... Read more...

  • In my wine glass

    About a month ago I was out with a man he washed his hands off in my wine glass, when I asked him what he was doing he said "oh I thought it was your water". What was he thinking? Read more...

  • Two Timer

    I was at this guys house and we were hanging out, talking and having a beer, soon he moved in for a kiss. A few minutes later his phone rang, it was a girl he was "dating" and she was now on her way to his home and would be there in twenty minutes... Read more...

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    “The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances, if there is any reaction both are transformed” -Carl Jung. Human connections occur in a vari... Read more...


 

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  • Me Howdy! Had some vacation time this weekend, back now. Chilling out and doing a whole lot of nothing! No more crazy stories, alas, but there's a good side to that too. Summer is too soon and too hot and too much, i'll have to find a way to get into some kind of trouble soon, though!
  • Img_1315_0066 You are hilarious....Yes please continue your on the street investigations for me:)
  • Hpim0638 hey! all is well here. just going back and forth meeting someone great and then discovering they really aren't what i want. maybe my criteria is too high? it's difficult to find someone to fill all my needs.
  • Jen Hope you had fun In NYC for St. Patty's Day!
  • Me SXSW...long, drunk, and fun. :) No "bad" stories...but some good ones.
  • Victorsax Music....lots going on. Doing a broadway revue today at GSU. Still working on Jimmy Buffett songs. Learning songs by Debussy, Donizetti, and Rorem for school, just booked some more jazz piano gigs and trying to find time to work on original stuff. Whew...its all fun though!
  • Img_1315_0066 Lots of new members and fun stories...awesome work Jennifer...I am also really enjoying your Authentic Dating...
  • Victorsax Hi Jennifer, Thanks for the message. Things are going well. My Valentines Day was fairly uneventful but I'm trying eharmony again and so far seem to be hitting it off with a few members there. We'll see how it goes. I've been enjoying your blog. Victor, still missing California
  • Img_1315_0066 From one Get It Girl to another...Thanks for being there:) You are awesome...
  • Img_1315_0066 Hey Jennifer Your question about the Walk of Shame made me laugh...and cringe a little bit after remembering some of my morning after walks. I do not think it matter how the date went, the Walk of Shame is always somewhat humiliating.
  • Hpim0638 Just wanted to give you an update. Still with Clint. Things are going great! He's such a wonderful guy. I feel so lucky. How are things with you?
  • Img_1315_0066 Awesome hearing you on Playboy Radio...I was laughing out loud...Tried to call in to ask a question but had a blast listening...Keep us posted about when you will be on again...Thanks so much
  • Crim0055 ty - its the beginning of my mural
  • Hpim0638 Only a couple of weeks, but it's one of those relationships where everything just falls into place. Things are comfortable and he's so easy to just be around. He's former military too. Smiles! Yeah me!
  • Hpim0638 Alright. I think I've found a keeper. But as I write this, I am feeling like shouting it from the rooftops might be a jinx. He is great and always is complimenting me. Cross your fingers once again. How you been? I've been keeping busy as you can guess. Miss you Jenn!
  • At_the_pool thanks hun u have a gorgeous smile :)
  • At_the_pool You are right jennifer, thanks for your comment
  • Img_1315_0066 Hey Jennifer Lots of cool new members...Looking forward to a BOLD New year:) Lauren
  • Me Herradura, Oro Azul, Chinaco....all good friends of mine. We don't see each other much, but I do enjoy their company!
  • Kelton_jennifer_067 Kelly, Glad you are enjoying the site, it's just two months old and growing! My brother in law and all his family are from Wales. I was in London last year loved it!
  • 1 oh yeah,he lives in London with my mom...i sent him over there cos his dad doesnt want him...im loving this site,tho ONE!!!
  • Hpim0638 almost forgot! your book is fabulous! (no i'm not a queen- just love that word. lol) i really enjoyed it and hope that i can get a better perspective on the whole "dating game".
  • Hpim0638 omg. they all seem nice at first. i seriously believe i should just do the whole booty call thing with my "friends with benefits". getting my hopes up and then 2 weeks later, getting let down, yet again.. vicious cycle. i'm tired of it.
  • Img_1315_0066 Jennifer It is so awesome to see all that is happening with the site...more stories...more members:) It really is so much fun. Great for the BadOnlineDates.com promotion as well...Hope all new members know that with every bad date we post through the end of the year BadOnlineDates.com is donating to Homeless Veterans...I am really enjoying the site and connecting with fabulous people... Thanks so much
  • Victorsax Back to school on Monday for two + weeks (GSU music school) then on winter break. It definitely screws with my sense of time, having all these days off.
  • Victorsax I just finished chapter 13. It's a great diversion from my school work :)
  • Victorsax Hi Jennifer, I'm enjoying your book, Don't Use My Sweater Like a Towel. I hope you had a good holiday. Victor
  • 974109731_m thanks!!! heard about the site on rod ryan show this morning
  • Img_1315_0066 I was thinking the same thing Feisty One about the site...How cool is this...The amount of men participating has definately increased as well:)
  • Hpim0638 I'm impressed about how many bad dates have been posted lately! Seems your site is finally rolling along smoothly! Way to go!
  • L_50de12b902d980c084d30eab053fd8ef Yes then that is where I heard about it. Me and my co-worker were looking at it as soon as we heard about it. We thought it was pretty kewl.
  • L_50de12b902d980c084d30eab053fd8ef I think I was listening to The New Mix 104.9 I think it was the bob & sheri show.
  • L_50de12b902d980c084d30eab053fd8ef I heard about your website on the radio and thought I would love to check it out. Its totally awesome!
  • Victorsax I was staying in downtown L.A. with my friend Kakki. We went to the Omni hotel across the street the first night where the piano player Rick, let me sing "Misty". Spent the next day exploring Hollywood (which was a bit underwhelming), went to Hal's that night and then for coffee at the Bel Air Hotel which is such a cool, cozy little spot and also has an amazing pianist. I didn't have much more time to spend in L.A. area since we left for Santa Barbara the next day though we did stop in Malibu for lunch at The Sunset, Zuma Beach. Funny story...I didn't have my friend in Santa Barbara's new number so I called a mutual friend Michael to see if he had it. When he answered, it was 5 in the morning in Thailand and he was drinking martinis. His band, N.O. Preservation Hall Jazz Band, had just played for the crown prince of Thailand and were still up partying. He looked up the number on his computer and texted it to me. The wonders of modern technology! The benefit was at Soho Restaurant and was amazing. It raises money for arts and music in the schools in Santa Barbara. This was my second time doing it and I hope to come back again.
  • Victorsax Thanks for your comment. I was in California a couple of weeks ago for a Joni Mitchell tribute. We went to Hal's Bar and Grill in Venice. A very hopping place.
  • Hpim0638 Bad news. The coffee shop guy didn't work out. He isn't quite over his last breakup. It happens. It still hurts though. He said he thought he was ready for a relationship. I think he was just ready to move on, not ready for love yet though. Damn the bad luck.
  • Img_1315_0066 Hey Jennifer I read the email you sent about the BadOnLineDates.com Gives Back promotion...What an awesome idea and very nice of you to make donations to help homeless veterans for every story we post through the end of the year...Awesome Holiday spirit...Thanks so much for letting us be involved in this...Very cool that we can enjoy the site as we do and make a difference...I will be sure to help spread the message about BadOnlineDates.com and the promotion and I hope everyone else here does as well...May we keep the stories coming and help homeless vets as well as respect those that are away from home serving our country...I have to go now...Have to go on what may be my next bad date story:)
  • 49466197_l_1_ I don't know if I'd call it "wisdom"...more like a "war story"? But sure, no problem.
  • Hpim0638 Just to let you know, the guy I met for coffee... well, we are doing great. He and I click so well together. So far, so good! Keep your fingers crossed for me!
  • 49466197_l_1_ I think it may have more to do with men being a lot less critical, having many fewer expectations, and being a lot more appreciative of any attention at all from women, whether "good" or "bad". What I find interesting is that generally speaking, if men wish to date, they have to seize upon whatever opportunity happens along, whereas women get to pick and choose whom they wish to date. Consider that, and then look at all the "bad date" stories from women. Interesting.
  • Hpim0638 Your book is awesome! I am so intrigued by the "Like, Love, or Dopamine" chapter. It does feel like you are on a high when you are in love. I knew it was more than just "being in love".
  • 49466197_l_1_ I've noticed that Simon, Israel and I are the only dudes who have actually bothered to post a "bad date" story. I wonder what that tends to indicate.
  • Kelton_jennifer_067 Just glad you did not get taken out by a flying tent!
  • Img_1315_0066 Hey....Thanks so much for the response....yes, Huge poles...um...I mean smores...were definately on my mind this weekend:)
  • Img_0328 Hi Jennifer, The queen of Badonlinedates, thanks again for remembering your old friend.Possibly your site is the best one I come across.Thanks for opening a best site for all simple and peace loving people of the world.Hi Jennifer I salute you. Your good friend Tarek.
  • Ironman Your'e welcome...will try to look at the positive side of things
  • 100_0423 Hello you awsome Lady, Thankyou for welcoming me and offering to guide me around...i will no doubt need some help! I am still finding my way here and soon will add some stories for you....some to make your hair curl!!! lol
  • Hpim0638 Okay. I have another question.. What if you want to delete someone from your "friends list"? How do you delete them?
  • Tampa_trip___luke__august_2007__017 Hey Jennifer...while in Iraq, I worked as Cost Specialist in the Project Controls Dept. I tracked the various cost associated with running the army bases. Worked 7 days/week, 12+ hours/day...got to fly in Blackhawk helicopters a couple of times :) What did you do before starting your website? Matt
  • Img_1315_0066 Pancake batter it is! Well...that and my laptop:)
  • Tampa_trip___luke__august_2007__017 Hey Jennifer, Just think...one day when you are making commercials in support of your website and have become famous, I can say that I was one of the visit people to get onto this new site :). I go down to Tampa each year to do some fishing with my Uncle. We hooked up some redfish, catfish and stingrays. It was a lot of fun. After working in Iraq for a year, it was nice to get back to the ocean and just relax....
  • Ironman Hey, thanks for the comments-good luck with the site...have other stories to share at some point in time...as for the bill thing-some people just don't get it-especially when you are both are working....most guys just want to feel respected and want the offer to pick up the bill every once in awhile or at least a "reach" for the bill....after a few dates,if it goes well, and you are dating seriously, it works itself out...but in the beginning on the first couple of dates-you are auditioning for the person across the table....geez, there i go off again! lol
  • Tampa_trip___luke__august_2007__017 Jennifer, I heard you on 94.5 The Buzz in Houston...this is a great website -- very simple and straightforward. Check back...I am adding some more tidbits about myself...the best part about fishing that day was that unlike my two fishing partners --- I did not fall out of the boat. All the best in your new venture...
  • Me22 Any plans to add some type of messaging so you can talk with folks without leaving them comments?
  • Img_1315_0066 Jennifer I heard you on Playboy Radio...You kicked some serious you know what...You were awesome:)
  • Ironman thanks..just added a story for you..geez!
  • Hpim0638 I see you have allowed editting of blogs now. Awesome Jenn! Thanks for your great work!
  • L_18dd2737187f5d5b0c9dcf7ecbe5de37 I can't wait to see what happens on here!!!!
  • Hpim0638 another problem... some of the comments are bleeding into the right column to where you can't even read them. guess your IT guys are still working this issue. just wanted to make you aware.
  • Drew_from_mei_hua Maybe I will actually get a date from BOD.com! I could use a date with someone fun : ) Whatcha doing next week.. Yee Haw!! You know I saved the text about mowing the lawn.. It makes me smile..
  • Drew_from_mei_hua I am so proud of you my dear!! You never cease to amaze me... Come see me in New Orleans!!
  • Profile_default_thumb Hey! I heard you on the buzz this morning and i had to check out your site! Good luck with tomorrow! Big day for you im sure! ;) The site seems great tho! What a great idea!
  • Kelton_jennifer_067 Just sent your tech. bug to the IT guys. We are on it!
  • Hpim0638 for some reason on Andrew's profile, there isn't an icon to click to add him as a friend. what's the deal, yo?
  • Hpim0638 okay, i answered one of my questions... if you click on someone's main picture, it routes you to more of their pics. i feel like a genius! mwaaa ahhh ahhh! lol
  • Hpim0638 Okay. How do you see more pictures on someone's profile? I myself have 4 I uploaded, but you can only see the main pic. Also, how do you communicate with someone other than posting a public comment?
  • L_7f47790c0e95391ad968b9e579cb03af You are welcome! I am glad to know you & delighted to be working with you. Your blog is dynamite!
  • Red-stripe-beer-718411 Aloha Jen, Just returned from the last two winters in Hawaii. I am now in the great Northwest. Great idea, thanks for doing this. I have stories and am willing to share. Fun to watch this grow. Red Stripe
  • Img_0328 Hi jennifer, If u are not a singer, no problem.I'll make u a good singer because u have the interest of learning the new things. Hi the Queen of Badonline,waiting for your reply.Your good friend, Tarek.
  • Img_0328 Hi Jennifer, Thanks for making me your friend.Interesting thing is that, you are a singer and I'm also a singer too.Naturaly two singer is always friend.Once again congratulation for oppening a good dating site for all good people like u & me & all members of Badonlinedates. Tarek.
  • Kelton_jennifer_067 am so excited to be going live today with BOLD. I too have had one too many NIGHTMARE! online dates, but by connecting here I hope to cut through a lot of the online BS! So as the site becomes more populated who knows you may meet the right guy to do downward dog with! Keep me posted. And again thanks for being here at the soft launch!
  • Kelton_jennifer_067 Hey, I look forward to meeting you as well, I have loved working with Jay and Tony. And your hat is rockin' sexy!
  • Me2-crop I love your blog and all your great stories! Jay and Tony talk of you very highly, I look forward to meeting you!
  • Kelton_jennifer_067 Tony, yes you are 100% right I am the queen of Bad Dates, there have been way too many tacky and lame guys in my three decades of dating the last guy however (last week) I think may have taken the "Bad Date" prize. But I will still keep laughing and smiling.
  • Tony_subblebine You are the queen of bad online dates. I can't believe how many tacky and lame guys you've met.

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