I had a plumbing problem and flipped through the phone book to find a plumber. I knew I would pay through the nose but what could I do? I was very pleasantly surprised when a very tall, dark and handsome man showed up at my door in his blue jumpsuit. After he assessed the problem and began working, I couldn't resist asking him what he had on under his jumpsuit. I was not being naughty at all. I really wanted to know. I couldn't stop staring at him. By the time he finished the work, he asked me out on a date. Well, I accepted and a few nights later I got all dolled up and waited for him to pick me up. He was wearing his blue jumpsuit!! (strike # 1). He apologized for not changing because he had to work overtime. He was driving a1986 4 door piece of crap (strike #2). The thing kept backfiring and I kept ducking down as low as I could in hopes that no one I knew would spot me. Then, he said he didn't get paid until Friday and asked me if I minded if we got a quick bite to eat. The next thing I knew we were pulling into a Denny's (strike # 3). He kept yawning and stretching during the meal. I was too through with him!